Dude beat his dick 35 times in a week.
22 times in another week.
And… he was still fuckin’ girls. Fine ones.
How is his junk still functional!?
I watched Don Jon with my girl of the time, and you know how hard it was to keep a straight face through conversations such as
"haha, he beats off even though he’s in a relationship, that’s so tragic!"
"haha, yeah babe"
"He really doesn’t love that girl if he could watch porn all those times and get lost in that fantasy world, like is she not good enough for him?"
"I really don’t know (thanks the lord for subtitles to drown her out)"
"I’d feel so offended and unattractive if you were watching porn behind my back"
*sweats profusely* “shit bruh”
"Babe are you okay, you seem hot?"
"Yeah, its just the covers, I’m okay."
It ain’t worth it.
"you dont need to jerk off as long as you have me right babe?"
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit
seen on my face book feed(Anti-vaccination, modern)
who has ever thought this ever
Don’t let your children drink water it might make them think drinking other clear liquids is okay do you want your child drinking bleach
don’t let your children walk, it might make them think its okay to walk away from home
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure not even people who use heroin believe it is beneficial.
Don’t let your child breathe air. Studies have shown thatin the event of a fire, children who breathe in air are much more likely to breathe in smoke than children who’ve never breathed air.
Don’t have a child. 100% of children grow up and die. You’re literally condemning your own children to die.
Goodnight and by that I mean I will roll around in bed for 2 hours and slowly die
please stay strong. So u are 101.3% pregnant?so what. All that means to me is JEHOVAH has 101.3% a plan for you.
Please keep my very pregnant friend in UR thoughts and prayers everyone
middle-earth meme: [2/10 scenes]
this always makes me think about how many times in their childhood thorin must have had to kick fili and/or kili in the shin or under the table to keep them from revealing something to their mother
"ugh kili not again that’s the 7th time you’ve cut your cheek this month!"
"i didn’t mean to, but you know, uncle thorin showed me this thi—"
[K I C K]
"……..idk i thought the sword would be a good thing to shave with i thought that all on my own no help from my uncle at all"
Voice Actors and Actresses from Avatar The Last Airbender who came back with new characters in The Legend of Korra.
What a cool post! Once again, the hardest working fans in the business. Also, as illustrated by these graphics, if you hear a voice on ATLA/LOK there is a strong chance it was performed by Grey DeLisle. Although Dee Bradley Baker might have more screen time due to all the animal chirps and grumbles. Either way, Grey and Dee could easily voice an entire series together—just the two of them covering all the characters—and the audience would be none the wiser without checking the credits.
my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng
why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…
beucuase i buy drugs from him
LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?
Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe.