Oh god, not French.ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.
(Source: thedoctorloves221b, via the-awesome-tiger)
— The Queen of Hearts, Alice Madness Returns (via bloodysword99)
(via alicemadnessreturns)
and then there’s merlin
(via the-blue-snog-box)

*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself
*tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision
(via the-blue-snog-box)
(Source: carrotisorange, via the-blue-snog-box)

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
(via alandofmythandmagic)

I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]
You’re living in the past it’s a new generation
[LOUD GUITAR]
[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
(via onepersonarmy)
Credit: catherinetvxq (haru_文学少女小丁丁)
(via intensitae)

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:
My dad: So i want to see Star Trek
My dad: but Cabbagepatch is in it
My dad: So i’m conflicted whether to go by myself or go with you and get hit in the arm everytime he breathes
(via falloutequius)